I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I cannot find my penis.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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