As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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