whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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