Your mouth is God's brothel.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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