You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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