I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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