So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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