there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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