Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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