I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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