remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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