I think my vagina is haunted
Do vagina's smell?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
