Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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