"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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