how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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