Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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