Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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You. Win. At. Life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
