I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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