were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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