today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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