She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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