This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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