oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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