i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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