Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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