Where is the hickey?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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