I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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