therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We have started to decorate penises.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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