remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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