dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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