We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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