We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Boobs are out for the taking
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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