I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
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