Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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