i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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