And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
We are two peas in an std pod
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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