Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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