fuck your aforementioned shoe
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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