haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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