I think im going to throw up on grandma
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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