we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I have fence marks all over my body
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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