I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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