Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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