A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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