therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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