oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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