I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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