The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize
