the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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