So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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