He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Randomize
