i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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